January 10, 2017: Eastern Fishermen sadly announce the death of the last whale in the wild. Japanese fishermen watching with concern the difficulties encountered with the dolphins obese unfit for occupancy. Are in talks with the American entertainment industry to account for the aquatic mammals in captivity.
February 15, 2017: U.S. scientists can demonstrate without any doubt we are alone in the universe. That there is life beyond the planet Earth, or intelligent life beyond the solar system. The universe is dead in all directions. A wave of hysteria, desperation and collective terror upon mankind. The dead are counted by thousands.
March 1, 2017: The great thinkers of mankind are perplexed the case of a child of thirteen Mavila Kamari which is capable of creating objects with his mind. The first object created by Kamari before an audience of scientists perplexed is a soda bottle coca-cola and biscuits which he said Kamali, are "baked by my grandmother."
March 28, 2017: Franz Suchini the world's richest man has bought today for an undetermined price remained the first bottle of coca-cola created from the child's mental powers Kamali. Suchini accompany said they think hamburger meat with a Japanese dolphin.
April 16, 2017: The Father of the Holy Church is processed for pedophilia in a case that has shocked the world and is on the verge of toppling the largest religious institution in the West ... Man applicant at that time was 12 years, has provided a series of compromising photos with the Supreme Pontiff. In one of them the Pope held the camera while the applicant is done with pleasure side of the penis fellatio Papal. The applicant claims to have fallen heir of Peter, but he supposedly repudiated to sexual intercourse with a child, a friend of the first 10 years, which supports the original claim.
May 26, 2017: Franz Suchini the hipermillonario who bought the coca-cola Kamari has sued the world's most important child in the amount of $ 20 million. The plaintiff claims that the coca-cola Kamari, he bought at auction two months ago and was created from the defendant's mental power to organize the material in complex sorts, knew Pepsi. "But I've never tried a" laments the child sobbed on camera. His image heartbroken travels the world.
August 12, 2017: Astronomers Americans have picked up a transmission from an alien civilization proving without a shadow of a doubt that we are not alone in the universe. We are a single species in a sea of \u200b\u200blocal biodiversity and advanced intelligence. A wave of hysteria, desperation and collective terror upon mankind. The dead are counted by thousands.
September 29, 2017: Nelly Pastrana, the first woman result of cloning has been impregnated by a bull in a case that ends up undermining the relationship between man and science. Experts say the case may be the result of the confluence of two independent causal series: the use of a cow's egg in cloning and their own tendencies zoophilic, met at the farm of her boyfriend.
7, October 2017: The news is greeted with great appreciation for all NGOs concerned with the protection of civil and cultural rights of minorities: the United States elects its first president retarded.
18 October 2017: The defense of the pope in relation to the obvious case of pedophilia starring he has been arguing that she should not be a crime: "God is our father and we are his children " said the Pope when he was called to give evidence before the judge.
October 19, 2017: On the note of 7 October, this newspaper carried an appropriate correction USA elects its first president (official and declared clinically) retarded.
18 October 2017: The defense of the pope in relation to the obvious case of pedophilia starring he has been arguing that she should not be a crime: "God is our father and we are his children " said the Pope when he was called to give evidence before the judge.
October 19, 2017: On the note of 7 October, this newspaper carried an appropriate correction USA elects its first president (official and declared clinically) retarded.
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